Tag: humor
group name: berfpangs
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June 05, 2008 07:24 PM EDT --
I got the funniest email at work today. I work in the computer department and questions from the website go to us first, then we direct them to the appropriate department. All the departments have publicly . . . more
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March 17, 2008 01:28 AM EDT --
"Blowing out another person's candle will not make yours shine brighter."
A Gather buddy recently published an article in which she addressed the issue of some Gather . . . more
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May 15, 2008 02:00 PM EDT --
BARACK OBAMA :
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a
CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!
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April 08, 2008 08:52 AM EDT --
I love jokes and I love to laugh. Laughter helps keep me sane (or sometimes helps keep me from going too insane). I think the world could use some more laughter instead of so much unhappiness, . . . more
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March 11, 2008 08:47 AM EDT --
Call me clueless (and I'm sure you will) but this business of Super Delegates is news to me. What's next, Super Duper Delegates?
I first heard the term several months ago, around the time of . . . more
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July 11, 2008 03:43 PM EDT --
Couch potatoes know what I'm talking about. There are you are, flopped on the couch or in bed, and up comes a movie you've seen a hundred times and what you're going to do is, you're going . . . more
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March 30, 2008 08:14 PM EDT --
Stop The Presses! Now It Can Be Revealed! Men and Women are different.
Last night, watching Jeopardy together as we usually do, my wife said - "Why do men have to win? Why is it always about winning?" . . . more
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April 19, 2008 10:24 PM EDT --
I liked this when I got in in my E-mail.....
A DRY TOWN
In a small midwestern conservative town, there wasn't a place to get a drink for miles around, so a local entrepreneur saw an . . . more
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August 25, 2008 12:56 AM EDT --
I'm old, well I am elderly, no I don't like to call me that
But what the heck there are days, I have . . . more
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July 31, 2008 09:37 PM EDT --
A friend sent me a very funny cartoon............. The McCain Obama Olympics. Just had to share it with all of you.
http://weblogs.newsday.com/news/opinion/walthandelsman/blog/2008/07/mccain_vs_obama_the_2008_summe_1.html . . . more
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March 11, 2008 11:53 AM EDT --
I went to have my taxes done today, and as I sat in the office my eyes wandered to the walls and all the charts , tables, and numerous other papers regrading the IRS and Tax Season,
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March 13, 2008 02:46 PM EDT --
Indecent Proposal
I'm still shocked and amazed. But as I said before, as long as there are women there's going to be trouble. Ousted New York governor Eliot Spitzer proves . . . more
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August 10, 2008 07:10 PM EDT --
I've already lost three friends for mocking the "Opening Ceremonies" for these 2008 Summer Olympics, saying, as I did, that I can get the same cartwheels, pyrotechnics and all the rest of . . . more
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August 16, 2008 10:58 AM EDT --
Tenjewberrymud
It's amazing, you will understand the above word by the end of the conversation......
Read aloud for best results. Be warned, you're going to find yourself . . . more
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April 30, 2008 10:01 AM EDT --
A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Lexus in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck came along, too close to the curb, and completely . . . more
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August 08, 2008 12:08 AM EDT --
Yes, I went ahead and inflated my tires and - well, this is terrific news! - it works! After buying gas on Monday, at four dollars a gallon, I did not have to buy gas again until Tuesday, and all that . . . more
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May 01, 2008 06:00 PM EDT --
The War on Terror is over, finished. Courtesy of a ruling, or "guidelines," by our government, federal agencies are to refrain from using such words as "jihad" in identifying, well, . . . more
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April 30, 2008 03:58 AM EDT --
I enjoyed thinking about this when I read it in my E-mail:
CELL PHONE vs. BIBLE
I wonder what would happen if we treated our Bible like w e treat o ur cell phone?
What . . . more
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April 11, 2008 02:16 PM EDT --
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Just kidding. I don't care for the changes so far.
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April 29, 2008 03:21 PM EDT --
Is there a Babe Ruth among writers, and if so, why isn't he - or she - in Cooperstown? That's because we have nothing like that; no Hall of Fame.
Why not? Let me, then, throw out the first . . . more
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